Show and Tell Tuesday

Remember the Show Me Your Rings post from last week? {You know, the one I forgot about until way after the fact...} Well, this week Brittany is asking us about the crazy words/phrases we use that people may not understand. I have a feeling this is going to be a great link-up!

{Thanks, Google images!}

Ok, so here are my most used silly words/phrases:

Wonky: As in, "that picture's all wonky." Or, "The TV went all wonky." Basically, it means something looks weird or is acting weird. =P This is the word I usually get the look for. 

Honky: Usually substituted for the words crap, darn, dang or any other slang words. =P

Gihugic: Something that is REALLY big. Can be an animal, object, bug or a problem I have. i.e. "That is gihugic!" Not to be confused with gigantic or huge, of course. ;-)

Farts: I don't know why, but I've been saying this a lot lately. Used the same way as honky. My brother thinks this is hilarious... And he's 21. 

Son of a Honky: Substituted for "son of a gun" or - when I'm angry - "son of a b****." It also has absolutely no correlation to the way I use honky by itself. I'm just creative like that. Haha =)

I'm pretty sure I have more, but they're not coming to mind right now. =P If you have some crazy words or phrases you use, feel free to head over to Mrs. Yellow Ribbon and link up! It's not Tuesday here yet, but I figured I'd go ahead and do it while I'm thinking about it. 

Hope your week is off to a great start!

P.S. Not that it matters, but it seriously took me a good half hour to change my signature. Not because I couldn't figure out how, but because I couldn't decide on a stinkin' font! Geez, indecisive much?! =P