Six year old girl: “I really hope my crush puts a card in my Valentine’s mailbox!!!”
Six year old boy: “I hope some of these cards have candy.”
Sixteen year old girl: “My boyfriend BETTER get me the biggest bouquet and teddy bear or I’m going to be so embarrassed in front of all my friends.”
Sixteen year old boy: “I hope my girlfriend likes this bear my mom picked out.”
Twenty-six year old woman: “I hope my husband gets the hint and buys me those earrings I’ve been wanting!”
Twenty-six year old man: “If I buy lingerie for my wife, is it my gift or hers?”
Fifty-six year old woman: “I really hope my husband doesn’t buy me lingerie again this year.”
Fifty-six year old man: “I hope my wife picks up some candy at the grocery store.”
Eighty-six year old woman: “I love you, husband.”
Eighty-six year old man: “I love you too, wife.”
xx
P.S. You can check out my post for the swap over at Julie the Army Wife. Happy Valentine's Day!
Mrs. Muffins, your astute observations made laugh out loud, literally! May we all try to incorporate some of that eighty-six-year-old wisdom into today's celebration. :-)
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day, Sarah and Mrs. Muffins!
That is perfect!! :) I love it!
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ReplyDeleteThis is perfect!!!
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ReplyDeleteLovelovelove this post!!!!! So true and it really put a smile on my face! Great job!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAh, cute!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, this is hilarious!!! And I love what you wrote about the lingerie, about whether it's a gift for you or for him...I was just thinking the other day that lingerie is TOTALLY for the guys' benefit, not ours. You are sooooo funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks to both of you for joining in on the blog swap. I just heart you both, and I can't wait for the next swap!