Snippets: What Happens When You're Tired

Joe's been working long hours for a couple weeks now. Nothing surprising or even out of the ordinary these days. {And just for the record, all this stuff has been going on for about a year now. Loooove the Army. Hope you caught the sarcasm there.} Either because of the long hours or just because we're both a little crazy...these things have happened in our house recently. 

Scene: Getting ready for bed. I notice he has some sort of code written on his hand.

Me: They let you leave with stuff like that written on your hand, but you can't have your phone because it's COMSEC?

Joe: It's actually OPSEC, but, yeah.

Me: Oh, whatever. Seems like it's more like OPEH...

Joe: OPMEH - you know, do whatever you want.

Me: OP whatevs. It's cool. 

Both: *die laughing*

Hahahaha!!! If you followed that...kudos. 

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Scene: I had just finished pumping and we were about to get ready for bed.

Me: Hey, can you do this? I need to put the milk away.

Joe: I thought that's what you did when you put your shirt on.

Me: Ha ha. Very funny.

Ah, the joys of breastfeeding. It makes life more interesting. Or something like that.

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This one's a bit more complicated. He had taken his dishes and then went to get clothes and get dressed for work. He left, I put the baby to bed and then....

I found his dishes in the bathroom! Y'all. I laughed so hard when I found this!!! Normally I'm the one trying to put things in weird places! {Like putting the milk in the microwave... Or cereal in the fridge.} So of course, I had no choice but to text him.

His response is even better than finding his dishes in a random spot! LOL! I even asked him what kind of experiment it was, and he told me not to worry about it. Haha! I think he was embarrassed... Shhhhh.  Don't tell him I blogged about it! Of course, if you follow me on Instagram, you already know this. But I thought it was worth sharing a second time. ;-)

So, what happens when you're tired?